The practice within the animal kingdom of adjusting clocks throughout the year to maximise the amount of moonlight experienced across a 24 hour period. Originally established by a committee of owls, badgers and lions.
animals
wherewolf
where-wolf
noun
A wolf whose invisible nature renders their location perpetually ambiguous
SEE ALSO: meowl, budgiet, inducktrination
budgiet
bud-gie-t
noun
An estimate of incoming and outgoing birdseed for a set period of time
SEE ALSO: elephanthropist, afeeism
Oversensitive
negoatiate
neg-oat-i-ate
verb
Try to reach an agreement or compromise with an individual who is particularly hard-headed
SEE ALSO: antcestor
concoctionary 