wherewolf

where-wolf

noun

A wolf whose invisible nature renders their location perpetually ambiguous

SEE ALSO: meowl, budgiet, inducktrination

morphytalk

morph-y-talksilman

noun

A manner of communicating whereby a person continually changes their message in order to please their audience, even if this means saying things that are erroneous, contradictory or counter to their personal convictions. Continual morphytalk is thought to have negative effects on the structural integrity of the spine.

SEE ALSO: mockracy