A person who continually comes up with cruddy ideas for new businesses
SEE ALSO: budgiet, The Poorfessional
A language derived from English which now incorporates so much hooey that it bears no relationship to the original linguistic structures or meanings
SEE ALSO: thesaurus, punktuation, prehaps
Unconditional power held by celebrities
SEE ALSO: stelfie, Putin Intolerance, raisin d’etre
The practice within the animal kingdom of adjusting clocks throughout the year to maximise the amount of moonlight experienced across a 24 hour period. Originally established by a committee of owls, badgers and lions.
SEE ALSO: Face time, millijiff, meowl
Whitefish which has been battered or breaded to form short, stumpy oblong shapes.
SEE ALSO: margfly, Weak-Bix, raisin d’etre
The practice of dressing up as lettuce
SEE ALSO: soytainty, gunboots, acornism
A species of bear (Ursus weepius) weighed down by a pervasive sense of sadness and given to uncontrollable sobbing. Winnie the Pooh comes from the closely related species of gloomy bears (Ursus glumius).
SEE ALSO: margfly, reoderent, Pothagoras
A wolf whose invisible nature renders their location perpetually ambiguous
SEE ALSO: meowl, budgiet, inducktrination
A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease experienced by some drivers when having to navigate busy intersections. Long queues behind the driver, the presence of large vehicles and ambiguous lane markings are all known to contribute to interxiety.
SEE ALSO: gadgitated, epicholy, incomeniac