Un-glish
noun
A language derived from English which now incorporates so much hooey that it bears no relationship to the original linguistic structures or meanings
SEE ALSO: thesaurus, punktuation, prehaps
words
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
cap·i·tal pun·ish·ment
noun
The legally authorised sending of an email written entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS as punishment for a mistake, misdemeanour or felony.
SEE ALSO: overcapitalisation
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