cap·i·tal pun·ish·ment
noun
The legally authorised sending of an email written entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS as punishment for a mistake, misdemeanour or felony.
SEE ALSO: overcapitalisation
concoctionary
silliness, satire and a dash of the surreal
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concoctionary 
You’ve clearly been storing up some of these concoctions for a little while, eh Jeremiah? 🙂 Laughing out loud.