The practice within the animal kingdom of adjusting clocks throughout the year to maximise the amount of moonlight experienced across a 24 hour period. Originally established by a committee of owls, badgers and lions.
An early morning netherworld inhabited by people who press the snooze button on their alarm clocks. Each press of the button increases the delusion that the normal morning routine can still be achieved in a steadily decreasing amount of time.
SEE ALSO: millijiff, dilldallygent, depreciation
A collection of days that falsely claim to be a month
SEE ALSO: Now Year’s Eve, Dishhog Day