Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had large debts and never really liked the road anyway.
birds
budgiet
bud-gie-t
noun
An estimate of incoming and outgoing birdseed for a set period of time
SEE ALSO: elephanthropist, afeeism
inducktrination
in-duck-trin-a-tion
noun
The act of teaching or inculcating the ideology that ducks ought to rule the world
SEE ALSO: aristorkracy
meowl
me-owl
noun
An animal derived from the interbreeding of cats and owls. Meowls have exceptional eyesight and a voracious appetite for mice. Their origins trace back to the owl and the pussycat who eloped many years ago in a pea-green boat.
SEE ALSO: crocroach, moo d’etat
concoctionary 