Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had large debts and never really liked the road anyway.
Keep Your Eyes (and Stomachs) on the Skies
snoozescape
snoo-ze-sc-ape
noun
An early morning netherworld inhabited by people who press the snooze button on their alarm clocks. Each press of the button increases the delusion that the normal morning routine can still be achieved in a steadily decreasing amount of time.
SEE ALSO: millijiff, dilldallygent, depreciation
Hard Work or Abdobe Photoshop?
budgiet
bud-gie-t
noun
An estimate of incoming and outgoing birdseed for a set period of time
SEE ALSO: elephanthropist, afeeism
Oversensitive
Tupzilla
Tup-zill-a
noun
An elusive monster that dwells within the dark recesses of kitchen cupboards and whose body is comprised of disorganised plastic containers
SEE ALSO: picardacity, sorealism
Image by Chad Magiera
YOBADO
soytainty
soy-tain-ty
noun
A firm conviction that soy is the answer to all dietary and digestive problems
SEE ALSO: vagueanism, marshmallowarian
stelfie
stel-f-ie
noun
A photograph taken surreptitiously of and by oneself
SEE ALSO: twiddlyfidge
Image by Rhonda Oglesby
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