reflecticide

re-flect-i-cide

noun

A blend of chemicals used to eliminate contemplation. Reflecticides are typically delivered to the brain by nasal spray and are best used in combination with excessive consumption of consumer goods and exposure to media in order to minimise space and silence.

death sentence

death sen-tence

noun

A sentence of such horrifying content, syntax or grammar that the reader or hearer instantly drops dead.

NOTE: Some researchers dispute the existence of death sentences due to insufficient testimony from living witnesses. Nonetheless police and health experts warn against excessive experimentation in this area given the risks involved.

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

cap·i·tal pun·ish·ment

noun

The legally authorised sending of an email written entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS as punishment for a mistake, misdemeanour or felony.

SEE ALSO: overcapitalisation