ref-u-see
noun
A person who is unwilling or unable to acknowledge the humanity of others.
Author: JB
Xenaphobia
xen-a-pho-bi-a
noun
Intense or irrational fear or dislike of Princess Xena.
SEE ALSO: infeariority complex
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mortgauge
mort-gauge
noun
A device for measuring the human tolerance for stress.
SEE ALSO: Christmas Card, consuman
overcapitalisation
ov-er-cap-it-al-is-ation
noun
A grammatical phenomenon in which too many capital letters are used in a sentence.
SEE ALSO: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
mohawk
mo-hawk
noun
A style of moustache in which the top lip is shaved except for a thin strip of hair directly under the nose which is stiffened in order to stand erect.
SEE ALSO: nohawk
perspextive
pers-pex-tive
noun
A view of the world shaped by a transparent sheet of moulded plastic.
conundrum
con-un-drum
noun
A cylindrical container or receptacle that is difficult to remove oneself from.
Frustrating
Th h this s s s sentence is scrat t t tch ed bee yonnd r r repai ai air.
MC Octogenerarian
I slipped on a peel and injured my hip
I let out a squeal and started to hop
Pain runnin’ through me but at least I can say
Even though I’m 83 watch yo back Kanye
moaning tea
moan-ing tea
noun
A short break from work where people gather to sip beverages and complain.
concoctionary 