Christmas card

Christ-mas card

noun

A small plastic card issued by a bank that allows the holder to purchase gifts that they cannot afford for people who do not need them. Typical short-term symptoms associated with the use of Christmas cards include a sense of power and elation. Long-term symptoms after heavy usage include anxiety and denial.

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