trade-y-verse

noun

A strange, parallel universe inhabited by builders, electricians and other tradespeople in which activity flows unevenly, with large stretches of inactivity punctuated by sudden and unpredictable bursts of labour. Language and logic also function strangely within tradeyverse with concepts such as ‘today’, ‘guaranteed’ and ‘understood’ sometimes meaning the opposite of what they normally would. All known human attempts to comprehend and bring order to tradeyverse have failed.

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