decrocsification

de-crocs-if-i-ca-tionOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

noun

The process of cleansing one’s wardrobe of crocs

SEE ALSO: mathectomy

vintage

vin-tageradio

adjective

A marketing term used to describe shabby, unreliable items in order to artificially inflate desirability and price

SEE ALSO: exblandsion