gun-boots
noun
Long rubber boots, popularised by Astro Boy, fitted with explosive weaponry and/or propulsion devices.
SEE ALSO: decrocsification
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Pothagoras
Market Research Fail
apockalips
Breaking Point
mobjam
mob-jam
noun
The unintentional gathering of two or more unrelated flash mobs in a single location whereby the space becomes congested and all unusual public behaviour becomes impractical or meaningless
In the living room, no one can hear you scream
Don’t sweat the small stuff
vexcine
vex-cine
noun
Any preparation used as a preventive inoculation to confer immunity against annoyance, frustration or worry
SEE ALSO: gadgitated, tent rage
Carligraphy
Carl-ig-raph-y
noun
A uniquely unintelligible style of handwriting first developed by Carl Rogers of Darwin, Australia. Rogers claims he pioneered the style by ignoring handwriting lessons during school and developing his own alphabet based on the the patterns found on scribbly gums.
SEE ALSO: biroglyphs
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