Hard to Disagree
inducktrination
in-duck-trin-a-tion
noun
The act of teaching or inculcating the ideology that ducks ought to rule the world
SEE ALSO: aristorkracy
Take cover!
Going dotty
Once there was a dot
Who wondered if he was a spot
He measured his bot
Alas, he was not
vibramoo
vib-ra-moo
noun
The cow-like sound made by mobile phones when vibrating on a hard surface
SEE ALSO: gadgitated, petextrian
Skellywags at Work
squarrel
squarr-el
noun
An angry argument or disagreement between squirrels, usually concerning the ownership of one or more acorns
SEE ALSO: reoderent, yippitypip
socilollygy
Wall Street Wasteland
idiotsyncrasy
id-i-ot-syn-cras-y
noun
A foolish mode of behaviour or way of thought peculiar to an individual imbecile
SEE ALSO: ridiculocity
concoctionary 