bot-oc-rac-y
noun
A system of government in which power is held by robots or drones
Image by Julien Tromeur
Author: JB
truthbrush
truth-brush
noun
An philosophical instrument used to comb through statements in order to determine their veracity
SEE ALSO: fate jacket, Transcendental Meditation
meowl
me-owl
noun
An animal derived from the interbreeding of cats and owls. Meowls have exceptional eyesight and a voracious appetite for mice. Their origins trace back to the owl and the pussycat who eloped many years ago in a pea-green boat.
SEE ALSO: crocroach, moo d’etat
virtue reality
A philosophically generated environment of high moral standards
SEE ALSO: deja you
Image by Mario Sanchez
depreciation
Mum Laugh
A polite but inauthentic laugh in response to a Dad joke
SEE ALSO: puny
Internet Man
I’m a hypertextual Jackie Chan
downloaded from a distant LAN
A virtual Chuck Norris karate chopping a CSS forest
In search of a fox on fire
Chasing grumpy cats down the wire
Whilst eating fiber optic spaghetti
In a shower of internodal confetti
SEE ALSO: Numb Lock
reoderent
re-od-er-ent
noun
A toiletry applied to the skin in order to make a person smell like a squirrel, hamster or other gnawing mammal
SEE ALSO: yippitypip
heretick
her-e-tick
noun
A parasitic individual who attaches themselves to an institution from which they seek to suck orthodoxy
SEE ALSO: difficult, materialism, fate jacket
Image by Kriss Szkurlatowski
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