A favour or advantage that is given in exchange for squid
A manner of communicating whereby a person continually changes their message in order to please their audience, even if this means saying things that are erroneous, contradictory or counter to their personal convictions. Continual morphytalk is thought to have negative effects on the structural integrity of the spine.
SEE ALSO: mockracy
A person who believes that each press of the pedestrian button at a set of traffic lights signals an additional individual waiting to cross the road. Thus, the button is pressed continually in order to deceive the traffic management system and cause a premature green signal.
A highly contagious hypnotic state caused by the rotation of Thermomix blades which create an unnatural and unwarranted desire for expensive blenders. Initial exposure to the blades typically follows contact with an enthusiastic member of the Church of Thermomix who issues an invitation to a small gathering where the unit is demonstrated.
Sentimental feelings and idealised thoughts towards one’s children that occur within moments of their leaving for a holiday with relatives and last until several minutes after their return
SEE ALSO: screlay
Stare intently at nothing whilst using public transport in order to stop oneself from making eye-contact with strangers
SEE ALSO: twiddlyfidge
[haunting silence due to abandoned house]
SEE ALSO: houseband