pomm-y-gran-ite
noun
A rock-hard, orange-sized fruit native to Great Britain
SEE ALSO: disgustation, gastronomy
Author: JB
toixting
toix-ting
verb
Send a text message to (someone) whilst sitting on the toilet
SEE ALSO: twiddlyfidge, gadgitated, textify
McCloudism
Mc-Cloud-ism
noun
The practice of publicly interrogating people about the cost of their renovations
SEE ALSO: overcapitalisation
custardy
cerfouple
cer-foup-le
noun
A disorderly outburst or commotion between a couple
SEE ALSO: incredibile, tent rage
incomeniac
in-come-ni-ac
noun
Someone who cannot sleep due to anxiety about their level of income
SEE ALSO: acclowntant, mortgauge, infeariority complex
scareful
pogospotting
po-go-spott-ing
noun
The hobby of collecting the numbers and names of pogo sticks seen on footpaths and other vantage points
concoctionary 