illness

sicknificant

sick-nif-i-cantsick

noun

A sufficiently great or important illness

SEE ALSO: disgustation

Ventolette

Vent-o-lettecig

noun

A thin cylinder of finely cut freeze-dried Ventolin rolled in paper for inhaling. Known colloquially as a ‘viggie’.

SEE ALSO: marshmallowarian, Piethagoras’ theorem