vagueanism

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noun

The practice of abstaining from certain, definite or clear thoughts and statements

SEE ALSO: marshmallowarian

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lieberry

lie-berr-yberry

noun

A small roundish fruit found across the English speaking world. When eaten, the tongue swells meaning that words become difficult to pronounce properly.

SEE ALSO: disgustation 

Ferris wheel

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noun

A fairground ride popular with high school students looking to skip school, slow down and look around once in a while

SEE ALSO: moaning tea

eclairpse

e-clairp-seeclair

noun

An unusual pastronomical event which involves the obscuring of light from a celestial body by the passage of a chocolate eclair between it and the observer

SEE ALSO: intergalaction, custardy

pastword

past-wordkey

noun

A string of characters previously used to gain access to a computer system. Often used during repeated, frustrating attempts to remember a current password.

SEE ALSO: virtue reality