Sallys dog was lost and lonely due to an apostrophe catastrophe.
Helloian
The Gaelic festival of greeting started by Laird Ian Stewart in the Middle Ages and celebrated each year on October 31. Central to the festival is ‘stick-
or-meating’ whereby children move door to door bearing a cudgel and a hessian bag. Home owners are greeted and then threatened with a gentle beating if they do not provide corned beef or a similar meat product.
cooky
cook-y
noun
A strange biscuit.
Empty
This sentence is post-modern and therefore has no meaning.
ad libya
ad-lib-ya
noun
An improvised form of governance following the demise of a dictatorship.
paravoid
par-a-void
noun
Obsessively anxious about the notion that one’s life lacks meaning or purpose.
sorealism
so-re-al-ism
noun
A 21st century capitalist movement led by television executives focused on the production of carefully stage-managed programs filmed in documentary style and laden with product placement aimed at stimulating subconscious consumer desires.
thesaurus
the-sau-rus
noun
Unique amongst the dinosaurs. This creature is decidedly definite in its quest to determine the surrounding environment by arranging it into groups according to similarity.
Diplomacy
Sometimes (you are) compelled to say what you (really mean) in an indirect kind of way. 
nohawk
no-hawk
noun
An extremely common and notoriously vague hairstyle marked only by the lack of a mohawk.
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