stork-er
noun
A person who harasses or persecutes storks with unwanted and obsessive attention.
Author: JB
puny
pu-ny
noun
A small and weak play on words.
Bitter
A nanoblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 1 character, informally known as “bits”.
While users initially complained about the size restrictions on posts, the service has become increasingly popular as average attention spans have diminished in recent years.
Denial
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CALM SENTENCE
!!!
groomiliate
groom-il-i-ate
verb
Make someone feel ashamed and foolish due to their lack of personal hygiene.
goebbeldygook
goeb-bel-dy-gook
noun
Hateful nonsense popularised by the Nazis and used thereafter by oppressive regimes to brainwash the populace.
postmodernism
post-mod-ern-ism
noun
A philosophical movement characterised by the belief that the postal system should be modernised.
PowerPoint
pow-er point
noun
A ubiquitous form of hypnotherapy practised by educators, bureaucrats and business people to lull their audience into the belief that life can be reduced to a series of bullet points and charts.
fate jacket
fa-te jack-et
noun
An metaphorical garment used to restrain the course of events in a person’s life. Typically administered by a qualified philosopher or oracle.
Jumble
This is disorganised 
sentence.
concoctionary 