re-verb
noun
A verb that echoes through time and space. E.g. ‘bang’.
Author: JB
global norming
glob-al norm-ing
noun
A gradual increase in the banality of life generally attributed to the rise of multinational corporations, reality TV and the internet.
absurdsmith
ab-surd-smith
noun
A person skilled in the ridiculous and illogical. Often given to considering the connections between habadashery, storks and maple syrup.
stereotype
ster-e-o type
verb
Write (something) on a computer by pressing keys with the fingers on both hands.
political correctness
po-lit-i-cal cor-rect-ness
noun
Actions, words and attitudes that are widely regarded as unusual, impolite or unethical but are completely acceptable and normal in the world of politics.
youtilitarianism
you-til-i-tar-i-an-ism
noun
The doctrine that an action is right insofar as it promotes happiness for you, and that maximum happiness for you should be the guiding principle of conduct.
feliney
fe-lin-ey
noun
A serious crime committed against a cat.
textify
tex-ti-fy
verb
Recount a series of events to one or more persons using SMS.
caffiend
caf-fiend
noun
A person who is wicked or cruel without their daily dose of caffeine.
punktuation
punk-tu-a-tion
noun
The anarchic use of marks such as commas, apostrophes and parentheses aimed at the overthrow of all syntax and grammar.
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