diff-i-cult
noun
A small and strange religious group that causes hardships or problems for its members.
Author: JB
grantula
gran-tu-la
noun
An elderly woman with spider-like features.
celery sacrifice
An agreement between an employer and an employee whereby the employee agrees to give up a portion of existing wages in exchange for fresh 
celery. Popular amongst health and fitness enthusiasts.
materialism
ma-te-ri-al-ism
noun
The belief that the universe is made of polyester.
gadgitated
gadg-i-tat-ed
adjective
(of a person) In a highly distractable and nervous state due to the excessive use of portable electronic devices.
unicornformity
uni-corn-form-it-y
noun
The tendency of unicorns to behave in accord with socially accepted conventions.
inhairitance
in-hair-it-ance
noun
A hairstyle acquired via biological heredity.
Czechmate
Czech-mate
noun
A situation in which a person is totally frustrated by their inability to spell ‘Czechoslovakia’.
scroller skates
scroll-er skate-s
noun
Tiny boots that attach to a person’s index fingers and allow for easy gliding across the web.
spewtation
spew-ta-tion
noun
The transition of a regular illness such as a cold into a more serious one involving vomiting.
concoctionary 