vit-i-pho-bi-a
noun
Fear of appearing ignorant about wine.
Author: JB
carpe diem
car-pe di-em
exclamation
Seize the fish!
aristorkracy
ar-is-tork-ra-cy
noun
A form of government in which power is held by storks.
hospitality
hos-pi-tal-i-ty
noun
The angry and violent treatment of guests or visitors such that they require admission to a medical institution.
New Year’s devolution
The degeneration of discipline in relation to one’s New Year’s resolutions. Typically sets in 2-4 weeks into the new year.
doughnation
dough-nat-ion
noun
A nation state populated by gingerbread people.
tent rage
tent rage
noun
Violent anger caused by the stress and frustration involved in erecting or packing away a tent.
joyectomy
joy-ec-tom-y
noun
The surgical removal of joy and associated emotions.
Pavlovian conditioning
pav-lov-ian con-di-tion-ing
noun
The learning process by which the behaviour of an organism becomes dependent on the regular consumption of pavlova.
indiflicted
in-di-flic-ted
verb
Having the desire to be regarded as a unique individual and yet fit in with everyone else.
concoctionary 