tech-ne-sia
noun
Partial or total loss of memory due to the excessive use of computers and other technology.
Author: JB
Piethagoras’ theorem
The theory that the taste of a piece of lemon meringue is equal to the sum of two pieces of pecan
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huperson
hu-pers-on
noun
The politically correct form of the word ‘human’.
thumbpit
thumb-pit
noun
The hollow between the thumb and index finger.
loutopia
lou-to-pi-a
noun
An imagined state of things in which every toilet in the world is perfectly clean.
diaryhea
di-ar-y-he-a
noun
A condition in which ideas and recollections are frequently and uncontrollably discharged from the mind into a notebook
gastronomy
gas-tron-om-y
noun
The practice or art of choosing, cooking, and eating good food in outer space
SEE ALSO: marshmallowarian, lace-time continuum
Lonely
Once there was a sentence that started small but all at once it started to grow until one day it had 
exceeded 140 characters and found itself all alone in the modern world. 😦
moo d’etat
moo d’e-tat
noun
The sudden unconstitutional deposition of a government by a small group of cows.
lace-time continuum
The four-dimensional coordinate system (3 dimensions of space and 1 of time) in which doilies are located.
concoctionary 