math-ec-to-my
noun
A surgical operation to remove mathematics from a person’s life.
Author: JB
twiddlyfidge
twidd-ly-fid-ge
noun
A person who struggles to maintain eye contact during conversation due to constant fiddling with their smartphone.
SEE ALSO: gadgitated
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farnseyitis
farn-sey-i-tis
noun
A condition in which a person mistakenly believes they are living in an age of reason.
speedophobe
catapult
cat-a-pult
noun
A military machine worked by a lever and ropes for hurling cats over city walls.
opinionhated
op-in-ion-hate-d
adjective
(of a person) Possessing narrow-minded, judgemental and dogmatic views
sunscream
sun-scream
noun
Immense pain resulting from sunburn
carpool
car-pool
noun
A small swimming pool located within an automobile.
Crookbook
A social networking service for criminals.
habersmashery
hab-er-smash-er-y
noun
A form of sewing aimed at the overthrow of all forms of government.
concoctionary 