con-stem-pla-tion
noun
A condition in which there is difficulty in clearing the mind, usually associated with hardened thoughts
SEE ALSO: boxtipation
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acclowntant
ac-clown-tant
noun
A person who juggles numbers
slaparazzi
slap-ar-az-zi
noun
A freelance photographer who is assaulted during the pursuit of celebrities
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statistick
stat-is-tick
noun
A fact or piece of data suitable for hitting others with
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mockracy
mock-ra-cy
noun
A system of government in which power is held by those most skilled at insulting and deriding others
SEE ALSO: aristorkracy
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leap year
leap year
noun
A year of great joy
marshmallowarian
mar-sh-mall-ow-ar-i-an
noun
A person whose diet consists only of marshmallows
cannybull
cann-y-bull
noun
A shrewd male bovine
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