dup-li-joy
noun
The feeling of happiness derived from pressing a freshly photocopied piece of paper to your face
Author: JB
appendicitis
ap-pen-di-cit-is
noun
A medical condition in which the mind becomes overwhelmed by a constant stream of interruptions delivered by smartphone apps
SEE ALSO: gadgitated, twiddlyfidge
favouritism
fav-our-it-ism
noun
The belief that all experiences should be measured in terms of their potential value as a status update on social media services
SEE ALSO: Face time
litigator
lit-i-gat-or
noun
A large, aggressive lawyer given to exploiting the weak and powerless
Chooseday
mousetache
mouse-tache
noun
An unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip that resembles a rodent
SEE ALSO: mohawk
Mealtime Mambo
A dance performed in a communal space during the preparation of food where several people step
from side to side, turn and sway in order to avoid colliding with each other
phillybuster
phil-ly-bust-er
noun
A tranquillizer gun used for subduing young female horses
insecuritea
in-sec-ur-i-tea
noun
Uncertainty or anxiety about which type of hot beverage to drink
incredibile
in-cred-i-bile
adnoun
An extraordinary amount of anger
concoctionary 