yippitypip

yipp-it-y-pip

noun

A short, shrill outburst of joy

Now Year’s Eve

A state of perpetual celebration where reformation and resolutions are continually postponed

SEE ALSO: leap year, Helloian, Chooseday

hipknowsis

hip-know-sis

noun

The induction of a state of consciousness in which young people become highly responsive to the latest fads but fail to recognise they are hipsters

SEE ALSO: indiflicted, trenzy, perspextive

disgustation

dis-gust-ation

noun

A culinary term meaning “a careful, appreciative tasting of revolting foods”

Putin Intolerance

pu-tin in-tol-er-ance

A condition resulting from a reaction to authoritarian governments. Symptoms include concern, public protest and the support of opposition political parties that promote liberty.

cogito ergo sum

cog-i-to er-go sum

Philosophical Latin statement

“I think, therefore I can do addition”

digscrepancy

dig-screp-an-cy

noun

The gap between how cool and attractive a person thinks they are and reality

Hypocritic oath

Hyp-o-crit-ic oath

noun

An oath taken by those beginning criminal practice which states their obligations and proper conduct in relation to duplicity

toynado

toy-na-do

noun

A mobile, destructive vortex of toys having the appearance of a funnel-shaped cloud and advancing above a group of children. Frequently wreaks havoc on suburban lounge rooms.