entrepmanure

en-trep-ma-nure

noun

A person who continually comes up with cruddy ideas for new businesses

SEE ALSO: budgiet, The Poorfessional

Unglish

Un-glish

noun

A language derived from English which now incorporates so much hooey that it bears no relationship to the original linguistic structures or meanings

SEE ALSO: thesaurus, punktuation, prehaps

carte blanchett

carte blanch-ett

noun

Unconditional power held by celebrities

SEE ALSO: stelfie, Putin Intolerance, raisin d’etre

Moonlight Saving Time (MST)

The practice within the animal kingdom of adjusting clocks throughout the year to maximise the amount of moonlight experienced across a 24 hour period. Originally established by a committee of owls, badgers and lions.

SEE ALSO: Face time, millijiff, meowl

fish toes

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noun

Whitefish which has been battered or breaded to form short, stumpy oblong shapes.

SEE ALSO: margfly, Weak-Bix, raisin d’etre 

cosplay

cos-play

noun

The practice of dressing up as lettuce

SEE ALSO: soytaintygunboots, acornism

grizzly bear

grizz-ly bear

noun

A species of bear (Ursus weepius) weighed down by a pervasive sense of sadness and given to uncontrollable sobbing. Winnie the Pooh comes from the closely related species of gloomy bears (Ursus glumius).

SEE ALSO: margfly, reoderent, Pothagoras

wherewolf

where-wolf

noun

A wolf whose invisible nature renders their location perpetually ambiguous

SEE ALSO: meowl, budgiet, inducktrination

interxiety

in-ter-xi-e-tysign

noun

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease experienced by some drivers when having to navigate busy intersections. Long queues behind the driver, the presence of large vehicles and ambiguous lane markings are all known to contribute to interxiety.

SEE ALSO: gadgitated, epicholy, incomeniac